Scottish Fire Brigade Warns Balmoral Castle ‘A Fire Trap’ Like Norte Damn
Abderdeenshire, Scotland - “She could go up in a puff of smoke,” a Royal Deeside fire chief said today amid news that Queen Elizardbirth has been told to pack in her nocturnal fags while vacationing at Balmoral Castle. The ageing Victorian Scottis...
Read full storyBoJo and Donnie do the obliteration two-step on the deck of the Grace 1 tanker
In response to Iran's seizure of Britain’s Stena Impero tanker, 19 July, Mr. Johnson and Mr. Trump have taken joint action. Both have been dropped via helicopter onto the deck of Iran’s tanker Grace 1, seized by the British on July 4. This “joi...
Read full storyMueller will adapt “I’m-loathe-to-get-into-that” comment for new plumbing and cleaning business
Intelligence agencies are expressing their admiration of the frequency of Mr. Mueller’s recent “I’m loathe to get into that” statements at a congressional hearing this week. Mueller avoided questions some 200 times in recent questioning before co...
Read full storyNashville Songwriter Summarizes General Life-Weariness with "Oh, ya know"
Carson Ray, an erstwhile singer-songwriter living in Nashville, Tennessee, stumbled onto a powerfully handy turn of phrase suitable for responding to just about any inquiry or passing remark in, "Oh, ya know." "It works for just about anything," s...
Read full storyCockfighting Cocks Strike In Protest Over Conditions
There was real drama at the Rachadamnern Stadium in Bangkok last night, when the scheduled programme of cockfighting was interrupted after several of the cocks went on strike over pay and conditions. Cockfighting is a dangerous, rough-and-tumble,...
Read full storyAlcohol-Free Weekend Made Up For With Horrifying Behavior At Strip Club
Wisconsin. Whiskey bottles, chairs, and pool tables were just a few of the things that went flying through the air at the Blue Ocean Strip Club in Green County last Friday when Madison resident, Clive Johnston, 47, lost complete control of himself a...
Read full storyWeather Forecast For Today
The recent heatwave that's been making things very uncomfortable for some people, especially when trying to sleep, is set to continue in many areas, but there is an end in sight. Here's the weather forecast for the next few days, where YOU are: If...
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