Labour Party comes down hard on alleged AntiJeremysm
In an unexpected development, the UK Layabout Party declared that it will do its upmost to eradicate the scourge of AntiJeremysm that is sweeping the party. From now on, it will be a capital offence, er, sorry, a CAPITAL OFFENCE, to describe Comra...
Read full storyIranians Board British Tanker In Time For Tea
Today the Iranian Navy boarded the British oil tanker Bloody Hell Brexit Already, but were unable to take command of the vessel. "There simply was not time for such rubbish," said the Captain Reginald Kipling. "We were just pouring tea and having...
Read full storyThe King of Swords Looking Increasingly Persian
Riyadh, Sordid Arabia - (Rotters): Suspicions were first aroused about his majesty’s roots at a 1999 genealogy conference about Arab foreign relations. Speakers from the Yemeni governorate of the Hadhramaut, part of the historical Qu’aiti and Kath...
Read full storyConduct Unbecoming: Michelle Obama
Washington DC - Latest transcripts of declassified material from the Obama years have been released - and shed some light on the former first couple’s eight-year reign. Here the Spoof website’s counter-intelligence sources can now reveal some of m...
Read full storyMinor League Baseball Team Sued For Making Own Rules
If you are the visiting team set to play a game against the Preston Cheetahs, for now, be prepared to tattoo a big "L" on your forehead. The Texas AA baseball team has turned the game on its head by implementing its own rules to games held in its sta...
Read full storyConscientious Nashville Man Goes 100 Percent Sustainable by Putting All His Trash in Recycling Bin
Fed up with being able to recycle only a fraction of the waste he produced on a daily basis, Ned Haskell of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to go 100 percent sustainable, and began putting all of his trash in the blue recycling bin outside his apartmen...
Read full storyApollo 14 Golf Balls May Never Be Found
NASA officials say that the golf balls struck from the Moon's surface by Commander Alan Shepard during the Apollo 14 mission in February 1971, may never be found. Shepard drove the first 6-iron shot from a dusty lie on February 9, but, although he...
Read full storyMichael Jackson Apollo 14 Rumor Denied
NASA officials have, this morning, vigorously denied that the former King of Pop, Michael Jackson, was one of the members of crew on the Apollo 14 mission to land on the Moon in 1971. A spokesman initially said that nothing could be more ridiculou...
Read full storySolar Panels a Significant Source of Global Warming
Wheeling, West Virginia. Spoof News Service. The increased installation of solar panels throughout the United States was blamed today for "a significant increase in global warming." The charge came from a report issued by a little-known Wheeling thin...
Read full storyCNN to receive Horace S Ball award for distinguished journalism no malarkey
The Horace S. Ball Foundation has awarded its prized annual trophy to CNN. This distinguished trophy honors Horace Shinola Ball, of the previous century. In making its selection, The Foundation directed its attention to the following. A re...
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