Canadian Troops At US Border
US military chiefs are in a mild panic tonight, as Canadian troops continue to pour into Manitoba, with the intention of repatriating an area of the US totally detached from it, known as the Northwest Angle. The Northwest Angle is an area - essent...
Read full storyChinese Takeaway Has Opened On The Moon
It's been revealed that the very first Chinese takeaway has been opened on the Moon. The news was announced as part of Chinese state media's press conference on the Chang'e-4 space probe, which is exploring the dark side of the Moon, and hopes to...
Read full storyTrump Administration Plagued by Technical Difficulties; Prayerful Vice President Remains Cool Under Pressure
Rumors are flying that, due to a number of mysterious technical difficulties, the Trump administration has lost the computer file containing the engineering design plans for President Trump’s proposed border wall. Many predict that if the missing fil...
Read full storyOK Not OK With LGBT, Single Parents; Makes Entire Nation Look Bad
In a 60-26 vote, the state of Oklahoma's legislative body passed the Adoption Protection Act, an act that makes it legal for adoption agencies to refuse to work with LGBT, single people, and those whose lives contradict an agency's strictly-held reli...
Read full storyMan Saw 'Riverdance' YouTube Clip, And Couldn't Keep His Feet Still
A man who saw a YouTube clip of the Irish dance extravaganza, 'Riverdance' was so impressed by the performances of the dancers, that he could not keep his feet still afterwards. Moys Kenwood, 55, watched the spectacle 'mesmerised', unable to look...
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