Slim Everdingle Raids FBI HQ: Snaps Compromising Photos Of Comey And Mueller
BILLINGSGATE POST: In what Sean Hannity describes as the most audacious attack on the FBI since Baby Face Nelson in 1934, Slim Everdingle and his faithful companion, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, broke into the offices of former FBI Directors James...
Read full storyAndy Murray to Retire to Concentrate on Haggis Farming
Everybody's favourite Scottish curmudgeon, Andy Murray, lost in five sets to some Spanish bloke nobody cares about, after having produced a superb fightback in the Australian Open first round. In what might or might not have been his final match,...
Read full storyA Bag Of Chips Could Be £3 After Brexit
The price of a bag of chips from a local fish and chip shop is likely to rise to £3 after Britain leaves the EU, voters have been warned, a revelation that struck fear into the hearts of the underclasses. The Prime Minister, Theresa May, told repo...
Read full storySpitfires spotted flying over London protecting May's 'red lines!'
In the case of a reversal in the Brexit madness, Theresa May has ordered a special flying squad of WW2 spitfires to protect the nation from a EU attack on UK sovereignty. May, reaching the end of her sanity, has turned to the inspirational Winsto...
Read full storyTrump buys 3000 km of the Great Wall to erect on Mexican border. World leaders endorse decision by signing trade deals with China.
On the third day of the US-China trade talks in Beijing the White House called the chief US negotiator on a hot line. The orders were clear: Negotiate the purchase of 3000 km of the Great Wall and stop wasting time discussing tariffs, cyberattacks an...
Read full storyTrump Confesses: "I Took Orders from Moscow"
The White House. Exclusive to The Spoof. After vigorously denying, in numerous tweets, the New York Times claim that the FBI investigated President Donald Trump as a possible Russian agent who acted on behalf of Russian oligarchs, the president today...
Read full storyBookshop Has Closed, Leaving Man Flabbergasted And Morose
A secondhand bookshop that was the only one in the area, has closed down for good, making a man sad in the process. The somewhat oddly-named 'Smiling Sky Bookshop', in Battambang, was a first-rate outlet for readers of fusty old books whose pages...
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