Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 14 January 2019

image for Spitfires spotted flying over London protecting May's 'red lines!'
May's infamous final ditch attempt to save the UK from the wretched EU!!

In the case of a reversal in the Brexit madness, Theresa May has ordered a special flying squad of WW2 spitfires to protect the nation from a EU attack on UK sovereignty.

May, reaching the end of her sanity, has turned to the inspirational Winston Churchill in an attempt to thwart EU attacks on sacred British soil. Spitfires, that were vital in the war against Hitler's Nazis are now being rejuvenated, revamped, greased and oiled at RAF bases all over the UK.

The first squadron were sent into emergency flights over the Dover Straits and above Nelson's head in Trafalgar Square.

May has sworn never to allow the UK to join the EU once again after the manipulated referendum result even if parliament kicks her deal out (which it will).

RAF pilots touting huge moustaches, brown leather knee-high boots and, leather flying caps, are willing to risk their lives to save the UK from the wretched EU tentacles of evil.

PM May will never surrender to Juncker & Co and Boris Johnson has declared himself fit to pilot one of the spitfires.

Leach, Jeremy Corbyn, declined the offer to fly because he feels having his feet on the ground is much better while observing the Conservatives nose dive towards surrender in a last ditch kamikaze attempt to save this once so mighty green island stuck in the North Sea.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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