More UFOs spotted over central Scotland
For years, the post-apocalyptic wasteland between Edinburgh and Glasgow has been a hotspot of UFO sightings. This weekend three more unusual craft were observed over the chippies and needle exchanges of Falkirk. Local UFO spotter Bob McJobbie had...
Read full storyLiam Neeson To Star In "Men In Black...Bastards..." Spin-Off
LIAM NEESON is back on familiar ground in the first trailer for "Men in Black...Bastards...", the upcoming film about a Tourettes-suffering Irish actor working in Hollywood but unable to pull off a convincing American accent while auditioning for a r...
Read full storyDevil’s Advocate Warns Off Would-Be Players
Railing against the highly popular debate technique named for him, the Devil’s Advocate himself issued a stern warning to would-be players seeking to temporarily take on his identity for the sake of making a point. “The devil don’t play or get pla...
Read full storyEl Chappo cuts a deal with the Feds
Lawyers for Joaquin "El Cappo" Guzman (in a surprise move) are seeking to finalize a plea deal agreement with Federal prosecutors on behalf of Joaquin "El Chappo". After viewing tonight's State of the Union address, El Cappo Guzman admitted to his...
Read full storyPope Admits Catholic Church Is Now Like Something Out Of A Marquis de Sade Novel
Pope Francis has admitted that there have been "grave errors" in the administration of affairs within the Catholic church down the years, and that, at times, things have resembled erotic scenarios and events such as the public might have read about i...
Read full storyMan's Bicycle Chain Came Off When He Stood Up To Pedal
A pleasant afternoon cycling through country lanes turned sour for one man at the weekend, when, coming to a slight incline in the road, and rising out of his seat to exert extra force with his legs, his chain came off, and he plunged earthwards, bef...
Read full storyLiam Neeson Quits Acting To Join Police
Liam Neeson, the Hollywood actor superstar, the veteran of more than a hundred movies, and Oscar-nominee for his latest film 'Cold Pursuit', has announced his intention to quit the silver screen, and to join the police force. Neeson, 66, said that...
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