New York Woman’s Horoscope Exceeds Expectations
Craving guidance one Tuesday morning at work, Ellen Payne, a Gemini living in New York City, turned to her daily horoscope. Disappointingly, she found her general horoscope to be rather basic and vague, as was her love horoscope. But when she clicked...
Read full storyBill Stern's Poignant Puppy Bowl Tale
Of all the puppy tales that have graced the annual Puppy Bowl over the past fifteen years, the most heart-rending is the one sportscaster, Bill Stern, told his rapt radio audience some years ago. Pongo, a young Dalmatian, was a substitute puppy on...
Read full storyMan Has Lost His Super Bowl Ticket!
On the biggest day of his life, a staunch Los Angeles Rams fan has to face a nightmare experience - he's lost his ticket for the Super Bowl! Dwight Vergessen 22, had the ticket last night, because he put it with his wallet, his money, his watch, h...
Read full storyMan Excited for Super Bowl Ads He’ll Grow to Hate
The Super Bowl is today, and millions of people will be tuned-in to see the debut of ads that they will grow to hate for the rest of the year. “Last year, I remember being giddy with excitement when I saw that Bud Knight commercial, but now, when...
Read full storyFrance exports explosive spud to Hong Kong!
France has declared itself the Nr 1 exporter of spuds to ex-UK colony, Hong Kong. The Hong Kong public are now enjoying French spuds turned into to chilly crisps because Brit spuds are too expensive and filled with black eyes! The latest EU deal w...
Read full storyPresident Trump Upset That People Still Address Barack Obama As "Mr. President"
In what's been called 'a fit of pique', President Donald Trump has spoken of his anger at the way many people, in the media, in the political forum, and beyond, still refer to former leader, Barack Obama, as 'Mr. President'. Mr. Obama, for most of...
Read full storyDoctors reveal Theresa May's head is full of nuts
A routine prime ministerial brain scan has shown a large quantity of nuts piled inside Theresa May's brain cavity. A doctor described the results as surprising, and said, "Normally, we would expect to find the brain there." The nuts are mostly aco...
Read full storySuper Bowl Set For A Frenzy Of 'Knee-Taking'
Super Bowl 53 kicks off at 6:30pm (eastern time) this evening, and, aside from all the excitement over the occasion itself, there's massive interest over the prospect of all the players from both teams 'taking the knee' during the playing of the nati...
Read full storyNobody Turns Up To Watch Hull City v. Stoke City Match
It's a sad fact that, for many football clubs, attendances are in decline, but nothing had prepared the management of one Championship team for what was in store for them yesterday, when ABSOLUTELY NOBODY turned up to watch Hull City take on Stoke Ci...
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