France has declared itself the Nr 1 exporter of spuds to ex-UK colony, Hong Kong. The Hong Kong public are now enjoying French spuds turned into to chilly crisps because Brit spuds are too expensive and filled with black eyes!
The latest EU deal with China excludes the UK (we all know why?). So, to celebrate this multi-billion deal the French have sent a hand-grenade disguised as a spud to Hong Kong so they can explode the thing as part of their New Year celebrations!
The UK are protesting about the French flogging their spuds to China instead of fulfilling Boris Johnson's sad attempts to wow the Chinese by acting like a Gibraltar Ape (no offence meant to Gibraltar apes) before and after Brexit. However, the Chinese now prefer French spuds and have accepted their explosive gift as a sign to future, dynamite deals between the EU and Hong Kong.
The hand-grenade will be exploded in downtown Hong Kong as the EU flag is raised after years of subordination under Brit colony powers and opium exports, in junks, stopped as soon as the UK were expelled from the place.
It seems as though the humble spud has become a symbol of the future unification of world trade, excluding the UK and Trump's back garden, and will certainly cause explosive ramifications around the world as Brits are left to chew on fish and chips imported from the US, genetically manipulated by Monsanto!