Man Has Lost His Super Bowl Ticket!

Written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 3 February 2019

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It's 4th and no chance for Dwight

On the biggest day of his life, a staunch Los Angeles Rams fan has to face a nightmare experience - he's lost his ticket for the Super Bowl!

Dwight Vergessen 22, had the ticket last night, because he put it with his wallet, his money, his watch, his Rams flag, his trumpet, his beer, his driving maps, and all the rest of his stuff, on the kitchen table before he went to bed at around 11pm.

When he woke this morning, however, the ticket wasn't there, and now Dwight is worried he might miss the game.

The ticket is made from paper, is about 5 inches long, and 3 inches wide, and has the words 'Super Bowl LIII' on it, as well as 'Los Angeles Rams v. New England Patriots', the date, Sunday 3 February 2019, and Dwight's seat number, which he can't remember.

If anyone has found the ticket, please contact the Atlanta stadium management team, or else just use it, and enjoy the spectacle on Dwight.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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