Confused Aspiring Accountant Accidentally Ends Up in Taxidermy School
Due to some verbal confusion, 18-year-old Marshall Finkelstein of Hackensack, New Jersey, who had always dreamed of becoming an accountant so that, like his dad, he could help people with their taxes, wound up applying - and being accepted - to taxid...
Read full storyPresident Trump's Wall Is Finished
Sources at the White House have said that President Donald Trump's controversial wall at the US/Mexican border is finished. It's not clear what's meant by this, however. It could be 'finished' in the sense that, the wall has, during recent week...
Read full storyBrexit Box
The BBC and ITV have teamed up to release the new online streaming service “BritBox” in the UK. The service quickly dubbed “BrexitBox” by heroic Brexiteers will only show the best of the best of the best of British programming. Mike Smallwood of t...
Read full storyTrump to Star in Spaghetti Western Remakes
Italian film director Sergio Leone III, the grandson of the fabled creator of Spaghetti Westerns, and with a promising future in his own right, has signed Donald Trump to the Clint Eastwood role in the remakes of three 1960s classic Leone films. Trum...
Read full storyObese Aussie rats blame humans for getting stuck in drains!
Modern day garbage is causing a fat epidemic in subterranean Australia. In the past, rats fed on discarded, rotting cabbage leaves, stinking fish rests, Brussels sprouts, and so on. In fact, a healthy, calorie-reduced diet. However, human food con...
Read full storyCardinal Pell Choir Boys Reached The High Notes
Cardinal Pell, the 77-year-old sex offender, and former treasurer at the Vatican, has been remanded in custody for his own protection, after crowds gathered outside the courthouse in Melbourne. The demonstrators were threatening to do things to hi...
Read full storyAlexandria “The Great” Ocasio-Cortez Calls Slim Everdingle “Bum F*ck”
BILLINGSGATE POST: If life were fair, Slim Everdingle would have taken a pass when he was first introduced to Alexandria “The Great.” She was a bartender in a sleazy saloon in a bad section of the Bronx that catered mainly to pimps, prostitutes and...
Read full storyCardinal Pell Is Going Down
Cardinal George Pell and his sexual abuse case have attracted a lot of media attention, and it is with this in mind that I've written the latest in my proposed 'Cardinal Pell Anthology'. This one is called 'Cardinal Pell Is Going Down' Cardina...
Read full storyTrump and Kim to share Nobel Peace Prize
We are pleased to pass along another report from the hacker group Dark Overbored, using wait-personnel in Hanoi at The Melia Hotel. At their private dinner, following hugs, handclasps, sighs, and beaming faces, the two leaders talked of how the be...
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