Cardinal Pell Is Going Down

Written by Monkey Woods

Wednesday, 27 February 2019

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Let's have a warm welcome, boys, for Cardinal Pell

Cardinal George Pell and his sexual abuse case have attracted a lot of media attention, and it is with this in mind that I've written the latest in my proposed 'Cardinal Pell Anthology'.

This one is called 'Cardinal Pell Is Going Down'

Cardinal Pell Is Going Down

Cardinal Pell is going down
Down, down, in the ground
In the ground, without a sound
To see the devil, and his big, black hound

Cardinal Pell, he's one of a kind
One of a kind, he's lost his mind
He's lost his mind, I think you'll find
Now he's going to Hell, over a boy's behind

Cardinal Pell, his daily 'grind'
His daily grind, as he wined and dined
The sweet young boys, whose hands he'd bind
His own death warrant, now almost certainly signed


Woods 2019

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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