Trump Denies Rumors that He's Been Impeached
Blasting the liberal-leaning media for propagating "fake news," United States President Donald Trump denied rumors that he had been impeached. The president went on to announce that he would soon be taking a trip to Ukraine to do some last-minute...
Read full storyMr Ray Ving's thoughts for the day
In another one of our very rare interviews with Mr Ray Ving, a 78-year-old from Mithering on the Trent, we ask him what he has been thinking about lately. Here, for your delectation, are his thoughts: It is one of those mysteries that is only to k...
Read full storyTop 10 Reasons Nasty Pelosi Didn't Turn Over Articles of Impeachment for Senate Trial
Washington D.C. - This week, Democrats fulfilled their over-three-year-long dream by passing two articles of Impeachment against President Trump. A journey proclaimed the day he was inaugurated, and even voted on by the House of Representatives three...
Read full storyLiverpool FC In Trouble After Five Fail Drug Tests
The row over Liverpool fielding a young and inexperienced team to face Aston Villa in the EFL Cup defeat last week gathered new momentum today, after it was revealed that five of the youngsters had failed their drug tests. The names of the players...
Read full storyThe Queen slams Mrs Brown's Boys in right royal outburst
Her Majesty the Queen last night launched an astonishing attack on the popular comedy series, Mrs Brown's Boys, calling it, 'banal, infantile, and 'a real piece of deeply unfunny shit.' Talking to the BBC's Royal Correspondent, Nicholas Witchell,...
Read full storyThe Grinch Impeached!!!!!
Capitol Hill, Washington D.C. Spoof News Service. In a rare bipartisan move, the House this evening passed, without a single negative vote, articles of impeachment against The Grinch. Only Congresswoman, Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, failed to make the...
Read full storyArsenal Mikel Arteta Statement Expected Today
After what has seemed like an eternity in football terms, Arsenal have said they will make a statement regarding Manchester City assistant coach, Mikel Arteta, later today, though it's not known what the statement will say. Earlier this week, City...
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