Nabisco Agrees to Remove All Crackers From The U.S. Senate!
Nabisco has announced it is fed up with all the loser crackers in the Senate giving their cracker products a bad name. Amongst others, Nabisco has agreed to remove Orin Hatched, Charles Assley, Lindsey Gram, John Cornin, Ted Cruise, Ben Sassy, Jeff...
Read full storySocial Justice Warriors set to be new blockbuster film
It is a superhero film for millenials, set around four fearless progressives who campaign for fairness against the patriarchy. Social Justice League of America is out this month, and is expected to be a hit. The four heros are: Feministman, who wa...
Read full storyTV Attack
According to new mindblowing (but not much else) research, “TV Sets kill your sex life”. Like any normal wide-eyed, shouty Brexiteer, we didn’t bother reading the story, we just asked random people for their reactions to the unfolding drama. Fred...
Read full storyThe Storm Is Indeed Upon Us
An online conspiracy theory which predicts a 'Storm' coming has gained significant traction in recent days with believers feeling they have been proved correct. The Q Anon movement began around a year ago when US President Donald Trump uttered the...
Read full storyVagueness of Vegas
In yet another of our hard hitting yet softly satisfying interviews we asked international comedic superstar, Johnny Vegas, for the secrets behind his dramatic weight loss. Johnny, who has lost “loads of weight” in the last year, clearly wasn’t th...
Read full storyNorth Korea And South Korea Declare War
The whole world was put on high alert this morning when it was announced that the two Koreas - North Korea and its neighbor in the south, South Korea - have declared war on each other. There had been high hopes of an amicable agreement yesterday w...
Read full storySesame Street in sexy scandal!
Now we all know the world is going bananas, but the latest news from inside the Sesame Street walls to hit the outside world makes Trump look like an innocent imbecile (which, of course, he is). A sex scandal is enraging adults (are the really?),...
Read full storySaudi Arabia is scolding the Western Countries
Yesterday, Saudi Arabian foreign minister Adel bin Ahmed Al-Jubeir made a statement in which he fiercely scolded the European Union. "Germany, France, Belgium, Sweden and the other members of European Union are bogarting all the muslim refugees,”...
Read full storySesame Street Residents React To Bert & Ernie’s Outing
It would appear that what was long suspected has finally been confirmed by a writer of the popular children’s reality television show, “Sesame Street”: Bert and Ernie are, in fact, a gay couple. The news shook the world, but none are more embroiled i...
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