Saudi Arabia is scolding the Western Countries

Funny story written by Woland

Wednesday, 19 September 2018

Yesterday, Saudi Arabian foreign minister Adel bin Ahmed Al-Jubeir made a statement in which he fiercely scolded the European Union.

"Germany, France, Belgium, Sweden and the other members of European Union are bogarting all the muslim refugees,” said Al-Jubeir, being visibly upset. "Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Kuwait, Bahrain and other wealthy oil exporters haven’t got even one thousand refugees.”

The foreign minister of Saudi Arabia stressed, that this is considered to be a brutal harrassment his homeland won’t be tolerating any longer.

"Saudi people want Syrian and Libyan refugees burning our cars and raping our women, but Europe, in its well-known greed, keeps all such privileges to themselves. When will this grave injustice come to an end?” asked Al-Jubeir.

The Saudi Arabian Foreign Office gave notice that, from now on, the European Union gets their oil only by fair trade: one refugee for one barrel of oil, starting tomorrow.

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