Joe Bidet drums up votes in Sin City
Former Vice-President “Papa Joe” Bidet, mindful of the 2020 general election, visited Nevada to stake his future presidential bid on getting out the vote among illegal aliens, Antifa “protesters,” MS-13 gang members, and other “non-deplorables.” A...
Read full storyShowdown at The Bonesaw Corral: Saudi Arabia reveals what happened
On Friday evening Saudi Arabia finally set the record straight on what happened October 2 in the Istanbul Consulate. Previous explanations were not lies. They were "impressions" that had not been properly rinsed and dried. Laundering official...
Read full storyChris Whine: "I was stiffed!"
Chris Whine was living up to his name, as he whined (again) that no one takes him seriously as an actor. “I should have won an Academy Award, or at least an Enema,” he complained, “for my latest role, as an asshole, in the made-for-TV movie, Double S...
Read full storyHarry Maguire To Feature On New £50 Note?
The news that the government has reversed its decision to scrap the £50 note, has met with cheer, and a call from football fans to include upon the note the face of England player, Harry Maguire, the team's hero at the Russia World Cup. The note...
Read full storyFire Chief In Trouble Over Improper Use Of Fire Engine And Crew
A Fire Chief in charge of a local fire station was in hot water earlier, after it was revealed he had used the station's fire engine and its crew improperly - to stick up bill posters for the Firemen's Brass Band Concert! Captain Flack, of Trumpt...
Read full storyJust In Time For Halloween! - A Tour Of The Saudi Consulate In Istanbul (aka. 'Middle-eastern Torture Chamber')
Here we go boys and girls! A fun and horror-filled tour awaits at the notorious Saudi Arabian Consulate in Istanbul, now infamous for the mysterious disappearance of Saudi dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, last week. Mr. Khashoggi entered there...
Read full storyThe Camel Did It: Khashoggi Murder Solved
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the Middle East, where internecine intrigue is known to cloud even the most obvious solution, it is quite possible that both the Turkish government and the Saudi royalty have already made a deal that neatly absolves any connect...
Read full storyBirdwatchers descend on house in Norwich, UK, to get a glimpse of top tits
The owner of a UK house in Norwich, who just happens to be an avid 'birdwatcher', has had an invasion of colleagues filling up his tiny living room hoping to get a glimpse of a rare bird, dressed skimpily in pink panties, getting into her morning bir...
Read full storyPremarital Sex Likely To Continue On College Campus Throughout The 2018-2019 School Year
St. Matthew's Lutheran University, Wisconsin. On a college campus with a rigorous academic program dedicated to theology, an excellent football team, 'state-of-the-art' technology, updated computer labs, and a rather impressive library with the abso...
Read full storyDemonically-Possessed Teddy Bear Stabs Ghost Hunter in the Penis
Iowa. Michael Lancaster, a professional ghost hunter who has bravely chased evil spirits and other paranormal entities throughout the United States over the past 3 years, was stabbed in the penis last Wednesday by a demonically-possessed teddy bear.
Read full storyPresident Trump To Go To Saudi Arabia To Sort Things Out
US President Donald Trump, has told senior members of the Republican administration he is to go to Saudi Arabia to personally deal with the investigation into the disappearance of the Washington Post journalist, Jamal Khashoggi. Mr Trump, who doe...
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