Written by Jaggedone

Saturday, 20 October 2018

image for Birdwatchers descend on house in Norwich, UK, to get a glimpse of top tits
Same race, wrong colour and they only bath in non-steamy water!

The owner of a UK house in Norwich, who just happens to be an avid 'birdwatcher', has had an invasion of colleagues filling up his tiny living room hoping to get a glimpse of a rare bird, dressed skimpily in pink panties, getting into her morning bird bath!

After posting his 'orny' experiences on Facebook, horny ornithologists were seen queuing outside the house hoping for a peek, and the rumour was that those lucky ones inside had rather steamed up binoculars as the 'beautiful pink-colored bird' dipped her toe.

Meanwhile, a rare, rose-coloured starling, sitting on a near by branch, posing and hoping for fame, was completely ignored by the 'Horny-thologists!' It flew away and, was last spotted by a A-sexual ornithologist who just happened to be in Norfolk not searching for a mate, sitting on a scarecrow in the middle of a spud field in Norfolk hoping for a rose-coloured mate to fly by to mate.

Meanwhile, horny ornithologists have been told to book their viewing spot via the internet because the non-feathered bird only bathes every second day and local police are getting their feathers ruffled because of traffic jams surrounding the house!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Breasts, Birds




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