The owner of a UK house in Norwich, who just happens to be an avid 'birdwatcher', has had an invasion of colleagues filling up his tiny living room hoping to get a glimpse of a rare bird, dressed skimpily in pink panties, getting into her morning bird bath!
After posting his 'orny' experiences on Facebook, horny ornithologists were seen queuing outside the house hoping for a peek, and the rumour was that those lucky ones inside had rather steamed up binoculars as the 'beautiful pink-colored bird' dipped her toe.
Meanwhile, a rare, rose-coloured starling, sitting on a near by branch, posing and hoping for fame, was completely ignored by the 'Horny-thologists!' It flew away and, was last spotted by a A-sexual ornithologist who just happened to be in Norfolk not searching for a mate, sitting on a scarecrow in the middle of a spud field in Norfolk hoping for a rose-coloured mate to fly by to mate.
Meanwhile, horny ornithologists have been told to book their viewing spot via the internet because the non-feathered bird only bathes every second day and local police are getting their feathers ruffled because of traffic jams surrounding the house!
