England Football Fans Beg Team Not to Win World Cup
The Football Association was reeling today when England fans presented a petition with 45 million signatures begging them not to allow the team to win the World Cup. It had been signed by men, women, children and in one case a Leicester pensioner's c...
Read full storyGiuliani may be sent to Singapore on June 12 instead of Trump
Breaking: Mr. Trump’s advisors are suggesting Mr. Rudy Giuliani may substitute for Mr. Trump at the upcoming June 12 meeting in Singapore. Why is not entirely clear, ranging from a cheeseburger that went down the wrong way, to a rumor Melania will...
Read full storyBitter Father Ruins Imagine Dragons Concert for Family
The Imagine Dragons played a sold out concert this week where most people had fun except a bitter, angry father who couldn't stop complaining. "I paid good money to come to the concert to sit on a blanket on a lawn and stare at the backsides of o...
Read full storyDia 13! Nutters Beach Club proves it is a non-Brexit 'anti-political-establishment!' We 'shafted BOJO!'
Dia doce! Nutters Beach Club proves it is a non-Brexit 'anti-political-establishment!' Well after last nights shenanigans our minders at the door, two huge, built like wardrobes, Eunuchs, with squeaky voices, one black, one white (no racists here either!) did an excellent job in thwarting an attack by BOJO and his piss-artist Brexiteers who attempted to gate-crash Sir Francis (no, not the ducky...
Read full storyMan Gets Stuck In A Rut
Reports have reached TheSpoof.com that a man has become stuck in a rut. The man, who must remain nameless because I don't want to give him the attention he craves, is said to have been in an extreme state of lethargy lately, and has done nothing w...
Read full storyShoes Were Covered In Mud
Incessant rain over the last few days in the Battambang area, led to a disgusted look appearing on the face of one man in the commune of Tapon this morning, as he came out of his front door to find a pair of shoes so clarted in mud, that it was immed...
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