Dia 13! Nutters Beach Club proves it is a non-Brexit 'anti-political-establishment!' We 'shafted BOJO!'

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Friday, 8 June 2018

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Dia doce! Nutters Beach Club proves it is a non-Brexit 'anti-political-establishment!'

Well after last nights shenanigans our minders at the door, two huge, built like wardrobes, Eunuchs, with squeaky voices, one black, one white (no racists here either!) did an excellent job in thwarting an attack by BOJO and his piss-artist Brexiteers who attempted to gate-crash Sir Francis (no, not the ducky version, our very own, non-Johnny Depp, lookalike, aye laddy!) Charlton, and his non-squawking parrot, doing a rap version of "Under Milk Wood" by Dylan for a Bob-a-job (he's an unscathed by Baden, ex-boyscout you know, with knock-knees!).

That dastardly scoundrel, blue tied/arsed, BOJO, totally canned, thumped on the knees of our Eunuchs demanding an entree, in French. Luckily, they 'squeaked' him, Michael Jackson style, to 'FUCK OFF' back to Kensington or go for a swim in the Straits of Calais and, on the way to his luxury mansion in France, drown on the way!

Well done Eunuchs, you had plenty of 'BALLS!'

So ladies and gentlemen, with no political transgenders, our renowned, prestigious establishment remains pristine clean, and all UK political vermin have been banished (apart from Jaggedone's CIA, Cockroach Infiltration Army, who are not Brits, they are Global warriors 'avec sans frontières' Gabriel and Kate style, very posh!).

Au Revoir, arrivederci, aufwiedersehen, tot ziens, et hasta manana!! Vive l'Europe and FUCK BOJO!

This FAKE NUTTER is leading the UK to utter MADNESS!

(Sorry no image here of that moron!)

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