The Ten Commandments in the Age of Trump
Thou shalt have no other gods before me (except for me, the President). Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in or on one of my hotels, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth, especially sharks. (I’m not sure why I created them.) For I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, tweeting iniquities about your kids and their...
Read full storyHarvey Wineglass sentenced to 1-year BangHer Management counseling!
The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a judge in New York City has placed Harvey Wineglass in a compulsory 1-year stay at a facility in New Jersey. A protesting Wineglass was led from the courtroom shouting..."They all begged for it!"...
Read full storyMan Confused By Spellings
A man in the Cambodian second-city of Battambang has reported that he became confused over the weekend , when he started thinking about the word 'millennium'. Moys Kenwood, 54, claims he has always had trouble with this word and other words which...
Read full storyMan Finds $10 In His Pocket
When one man's wife asked him if he wanted her to wash his trousers at the weekend, he initially told her "no", but, at her insistence, gave in, and made a remarkable discovery! Moys Kenwood, 54, was in his bedroom on Sunday, when his wife appeare...
Read full storyJeremy Thorpe - Margaret Thatcher Love Affair Revealed
Following on from the successful BBC true life drama "A Very English Scandal", a hitherto unpublished diary has been uncovered, containing revelations of a short but torrid affair between Liberal MP and gay poster boy Jeremy Thorpe and another young...
Read full storyAmazon Chief Tribesman Humba Homba Hombongo Resigns
IQUITOS (WAHUU VILLAGE): Amazon Chief Tribesman Humba Homba Hombongo today confirmed has submitted his resignation after learning the shocking defeat of Malaysia's Barisan National during the 14th General Election that was held on May 9. The defeat o...
Read full story"Food habits must change. Fit people are a danger to society", says Health Minister
The NHS is to slash costs by targeting fit and healthy people. Following publication of its Advise Leaflet today, "Grease up your life! Eat more fatty food and avoid sport!", GPs are being encouraged to adopt a new approach when consulting patients.
Read full storyNo flashy Rolex's allowed in our Nutters Beach Club!!
Day 10 / Dia 10 / Dag 10 at the Nutters Beach Club open for all global Nutters who feel the real madness outside too much to take! Take 5 minutes of your insane time and, have a non-rolex-coaster laugh or two with: Jaggedone, no comment needed, he's just totally lost it! Chief Chinese Chef, WAN-KIN-DIK, vegetarian Chinese chef, NEVER!! Volga Olga, local 85 year-old nymphomaniac, dancer, and s...
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