The Republican Party and Scamatology to Merge, Forming Republicanology
The heads of the Republicans and Scamatology today held a joint press conference to announce their merger. "We were so close in ideology already, it seemed like a good savings of resources to just combine" said the Scamatology head, Davey Makeafis...
Read full storyAunt-Man And The WASP Sue Ant-Man And The Wasp
The producers of an as-yet unreleased movie titled 'Aunt-Man And The WASP' are suing Marvel Studios for copyright infringement because their superhero movie, which hits theaters July 6, has the same title. "And people are gonna be so upset that th...
Read full storyManchester Woman Reporting Murder Was Given 'Police Crime Number'
A woman who reported what turned out to be a violent murder to police, was told by a switchboard operator that there were no officers available to attend to her 'situation', whereupon she was given a 'crime number'. The woman, who wishes to remain...
Read full storyHeatwave Causes Nudity Problems In Suburban UK
The continuing heatwave which has seen temperatures across the UK rise to same levels as other countries across the world, has brought with it an influx of complaints. Apart from the usual "it's too bloody hot" whingers, the general public is comp...
Read full storyWimbledon 2018: Wondergirls Guide
The Wimbledon Tennis Championships start on 2 July at SW19, and there are some tasty-looking female competitors taking part once again, for all those viewers who aren't that keen on watching tennis, but don't mind a bit of 'leerage'. So, for your del...
Read full storyUK Heatwave hits The Nutters Beach Club and Volga Olga's bananas turn brown!
Si, Si, Senores et Senoritas, the Brit 'heatwave' has hit us too in a big banana and lettuce way! Chief Chinese chef, WAN-KIN-DIK, has been squabbling with Volga Olga over his lettuce leaves that she uses to cover her shriveled nipples and undercarriage, they have shrunk!! So Volga Olga took banana leaves and bananas instead (for external use only, naughty you!). The leaves shrunk too and he...
Read full storyWerewolf Arrested For Eating Too Many People
Amicable werewolf, Lonnie Howling, had a wicked penchant for eating people. His favorite type of cuisine was a plate of raw Democrat which he dined on at least once a day. Unlike other werewolves, who transform whenever there is a full moon in th...
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