Stressed Out Local Resident Falls Apart Completely and Gets Drunk on a Tuesday
Cornfield, IA. After a long and stressful day, Reverend Thomas P. Whitestain, 39, came home last Tuesday evening only to find out that his dog had shit all over the kitchen floor and that his wife of 15 years had been cheating on him with Mr. Robert...
Read full storyQueen Cancels Trump Visit
The Queen’s secretary announced she had withdrawn her invitation to have tea with Donald Trump. What initially started out as a full-scale State Visit with tiaras and a carriage ride to Buckingham Palace, (a Trump request) was previously reduced to a...
Read full storyThe Clown In The White House
Everyone should realize by now: Donald J.Trump is a fake president. Four US security agencies have already agreed that Russia had its thumb on the election scale using fake news and hacking into the DNC computers. There was also voter suppressio...
Read full storyDia veinteseis, sechsundzwanzig! Pissed German footy players drown their sorrows at the Nutters Beach Club!
Si, Si, Senores et Herren, we had a Knickerbocker Glory party last night to cheer up the 'Sauerkrauts' after their fall from grace! Our chief Chinese chef, WAN-KIN-DIK (and he did, Korean style) prepared a Korean 'Dog's Body soup' for our ex-exclusive visitors including, sauerkraut, bratwurst, and Eisbein (pigs trotters for you Brexiteers who cannot speak Deutsch!), veggie style laced with load...
Read full storyNapoleon Solo Is Han Solo's Dad
The 'Star Wars' hero Han Solo has confirmed an earlier report, which had been thought to be fake, that his real-life father was the star of the 1960s TV series 'Man From UNCLE', Napoleon Solo. Solo Jnr. broke the news during an interview with Movi...
Read full storyFacebook Knows What You Did Last Summer
There was troubling news for the 'Social Media Generation' today, when it was revealed that, not only does Facebook know your politics, sexual preferences, favorite foods, favorite music, books, movies and sports teams, but it is also very well aware...
Read full storyMan On Bender Was A Total Disgrace
The reputation of a man who went to his local pub 'for a quiet drink' last Saturday night, but then changed his agenda halfway through the evening, is in tatters, after a series of unplanned escapades. Reputable Lawrence Jackson, 38, ordered a pin...
Read full storyHitler Spinning In His Grave
There was trouble in Germany last night, after the national football team crashed disastrously out of the World Cup, losing 2-0 to South Korea, a result that sent shockwaves throughout the footballing world. Those shockwaves were so powerful, they...
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