Man Watches Documentary About Saltwater Crocodiles In Which Narrator Repeatedly Said The Word 'Copulation'
A man watching a wildlife documentary about Saltwater Crocodiles on cable TV, found it remarkable the number of times the narrator said the word 'copulation' or derivatives of it, and the relish with which he said them. The show, 'Animal Planet' c...
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The Subbuteo World Cup produced its first shock on Saturday when unfancied Iceland beat the pre-tournament favourites, Argentina, 12-5. The competition, which is totally unofficial, exactly mirrors the FIFA World Cup, but is not in Russia. Instead...
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WARNING: This article was written by a severely angry, lonely, aging, balding, alcoholic who knows absolutely nothing about dating and who is currently suffering a severe mid-life crisis. It also contains needless and vile descriptions of anal explosions, butt-sex, pre-ejaculatory fluid, and jerking-off. If you consider yourself to be a decent and moral person, you will probably turn your compu...
Read full storyChimpanzee Plastic Surgeon Team Killed While Performing Face Lift
BILLINGSGATE POST: How can anyone forget the story about the couple who were viciously attacked by two chimps while innocently eating cake with their son Moe, celebrating his 39th birthday. Moe, who was an iconoclast by nature, shared living quarter...
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