
Barbie Loves Her New Incarnation
Meet Robotics Engineer Barbie, launched just last month. Gone are the high heels and elaborate outfits. Now Barbie wears sneakers and really loves them. "I'm almost 60 years old and into comfort," she has said, continuing, "jeans, a T shirt, and a...
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Queen is Already Working on Excuse to Miss Trump Visit
Buckingham Palace, London It was announced that the Queen would be accompanying Prince Philip to get a secret medical treatment in a secret location at the time that Trump will be having his state visit. When it was asked how they could know they...
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American Independence Day: Things you missed by not staying British
On 4th July 1776 or thereabouts (frankly who cares?) the Continental Congress declared the thirteen American colonies to be a new nation, the United States of America and no longer part of the British Empire. This move was in reality a massive tax dodge and to this day the American public hates the idea of paying for public services, roads, healthcare, infrastructure etc. which is why the coun...
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