Written by Al N.

Thursday, 5 July 2018

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Vicious Corgis will surround the Queen, and Bobbies will be given guns for the first time.

Buckingham Palace, London It was announced that the Queen would be accompanying Prince Philip to get a secret medical treatment in a secret location at the time that Trump will be having his state visit.

When it was asked how they could know they wouldn't be there when the date of Trump's visit hasn't been announced yet, it was replied that the Palace will make an announcement some time after the visit date is announced.

The Queen and Prince obviously do not want to be bothered since they have ordered a regiment of the Beefeaters guard to be on standby. The Queen is said to be asking which of the Crown properties are the most secure, farthest away, and could be easily defended against intrusion.

It is even rumored that the Queen has reached out to the Pope to see if she could borrow the Swiss Guard.

Because the Mayor of London and just about every other city has said that Trump isn't welcome there, accommodations have been made for the Trumps in Huddersfield.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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