US Navy surveillance off North Korea deciphers mysterious audio from Pyongyang
Specialists aboard an aircraft carrier off the coast of North Korea have broken through what appears to be secret code used in Kim Jong Un territory. Commanded by Admiral J. “Caesar” Whittlebane, the carrier’s crew was deeply shocked recently when...
Read full storyLabour voter disappointed to learn that Jacob Rees Mogg is more popular with the ladies than he is
A Labour supporter who has been single for five years is disappointed to learn that Jacob Rees Mogg is popular with the ladies than he is. Gary Johnson of Chutney on the Fritz has been largely single for five years, apart from a few forgettable fi...
Read full storyMelania To Gorilla Glue Donald's Package To Bed Frame
BILLINGSGATE POST: If stuff like this can be fabricated, then Fake News has to be taken seriously. From an exclusive interview appearing in today's edition of the Slovenia Times, it is reported that Melania Trump has decided to do something ab...
Read full storyMan Disappointed by the lack of Josh Widdicombe on Televison
Jason Johnson, a recent divorcee too old for nightclubs, has revealed his regret that there is just not enough Josh Widdicombe on television these days. Josh, famed for his comedy appearances on panel shows, and his serious look at the worlds of M...
Read full story40 year old man discovers he is too old for night-clubs
Recent divorcee Jason Johnson, 41 has discovered that he really is too old for nightclubs. 'I went to Scratchy's, down on the high-street' said Johnson 'You know how well Chutney on the Fritz is served for the night-life, don't you? 'Anyway, I...
Read full storyDeranged
This is a poem about going mad. Possibly about having already gone mad. I thought it up whilst on a bus, stuck in traffic in Bangkok. That city may have been a contributory factor in my downward spiral. Life, like the heat, is intense there, and an extended period of intensity can have an extraordinary effect on someone, particularly someone who spends a long time in isolation, away from anyon...
Read full storyChinese discover Al Jolson 70 years too late!
Thankfully the world of awful white artists blacking their faces, singing and acting like black Americans / Africans is long gone. But obviously somebody forgot to tell the Chinese that the Black and White Minstrels, Al Jolson, and other ghastly T...
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