Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 16 February 2018

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Not Al Jolson, but this guy should be representing China on their New Years celebrations!

Thankfully the world of awful white artists blacking their faces, singing and acting like black Americans / Africans is long gone.

But obviously somebody forgot to tell the Chinese that the Black and White Minstrels, Al Jolson, and other ghastly TV shows from the past have been sentenced to the dungeons of unforgivable white supremacy!

So what do the Chinese do on their New Year Festival, sing fucking "Mammy" on stage with a Chinese guy dressed as an African female with 800 million people watching laughing their butts off!

Everywhere on the planet racism raises its ugly head and, is rightfully vilified by sensible human beings, but China obviously missed the plot. They decided to go ahead with this travesty of a show, even giving the male entertainer a female, fat, black butt!

So, please all of my Black American, African friends, let's all paint our faces yellow and take the piss out of wonderful Chinese people everywhere all over the planet and see how they feel...

Mind you, I do love a Chinese take away now and then!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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