Giftmas: Making the Holidays Great Again!
Christmas is only a few short days away. People are scrambling around buying those last-second gifts for any loved one they worry might feel scorned if the pile of presents underneath the tree doesn’t feature a tag with their name on it hanging from...
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US Presdient, Donald Trump, has tweeted his wish list for Santa Claus. The tweet, in full, reads: "Deere SATAN: I been the best Presdunt ever. I only want 3 things this ear: 1. To be as TALL as leaking James Comey 2. As SEXY and H...
Read full storyMan Begrudgingly Went To Xmas Party, But Ended Up Being The Life And Soul Of It
An office clerk in New York who was not in the right frame of mind to enjoy himself at the firm's annual Christmas party, eventually gave in to the overwhelming pressure of his friends and went along. Ed Reeperbahn, 26, an accountant at Stronk and...
Read full storyRussia Is Behind Gatwick Drones
The police investigation into the unauthorised drone activity at Gatwick Airport went 'two steps back' today, when a man and a woman arrested on Saturday were released without charge. Russia has emerged as the new suspect. The drone, which was...
Read full story"Oh My God!" and "What Was That?" Successfully Uttered 57 Times in One Episode of "Spirit Searching" on the Exploration Channel
Pennsylvania. 48-year-old Ryan Krepp, lead Paranormal Investigator of the popular television series, Spirit Searching, broke down last Tuesday and confessed that his 4.5-inch penis was failing to please his sexually-inclined, manic-depressive, hypoc...
Read full storySpoof Writer Appointed White House Press Secretary
Following White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders' resignation in protest to the firing of the White House gardener, President Donald Trump named famed The Spoof contributor Etaoin Shrdlu as her replacement. That Shrdlu is really one of...
Read full storyTrump Explains Why Shutting Down the Government Is Making America Great Again
President Donald Trump had sore fingers from his previous night's Twitter Storm, so he held a press conference to explain his actions of the last few days. "So it's sad that America has its greatest President ever, and still they stop everything, even talking about me, just because it's Christmas! Last year, I tried to prevent it by shutting down the government, but everybody still stopped payi...
Read full storyQuality Part-Time Assistant Substance-Abuse Public Health Educator Needed Immediately in March of 2019
La Crosse County, Wisconsin. Do you have major health problems because you've consumed truck loads of beer, tobacco, and a few 'other things' over the past 20-25 years? Are your body and mind slowly falling apart as you approach the age of 40? Is life an existential nightmare that you simply cannot escape? When you cough, do you see 'pretty little stars' floating around as you struggle to keep fro...
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