Still MORE Stuff from the Progressive Shoppers’ Mart – The Premier E-tailing Site for Enlightened Ideologues
Back by popular demand! We’ve been busy searching and nabbing the latest gems from your cherished lefty-progressive radicals. And now they’re here online! As always, to ensure you get your share of these treasures, you’ll need to move faster than...
Read full storyPhysicists Replace String Theory With Fidget Spinner Theory
Claiming that String Theory, the theory that the universe is composed of tiny strings which behave like both waves and particles, makes too much sense, and is too intuitive, and must therefore be false, physicists at a big impressive conference met a...
Read full storyPaine Fights Moe Howard, Eagles in “I Plan to Kill You Now, Too”
Hollywood is all aflutter for the upcoming release of action movie star Jordie Paine’s new summer blockbuster, I Plan to Kill You Now, Too. It’s the highly-anticipated sequel to the 2016 film, I Plan to Kill You Now, in which the musclebound assas...
Read full storyHave A Trump-Free Day!
It is time to institute a new holiday into our already heavily-laden days-off agenda. (our brethren government employees always want more excuses for days off !) With the sudden stress that has seized the nerves of our entire nation due to the radical changes in politics these last two years we need a cooling off period, much like what is going on with the Fukishima nuclear reactor that was total...
Read full storyBriton arrives home after crawling around the world
Callum Smedley, 49, from East Cheam, yesterday became the first person to crawl around the world. It has taken the bricklayer twenty-six years and ninety-three days to complete the astonishing feat, during which he claims to have worn out 84 pairs of...
Read full storyTrump security man 'shot Royal Corgi' during meeting with Queen
Reports have emerged that Donald Trump's recent meeting with the Queen was not as uneventful as we were led to believe. A source close to the Royal household has told Spoofflé that as the President attempted to kiss Her Majesty, one of her corgis...
Read full storyThe Pre-Season Games
Professional “bitcher” and part time Manchester United manager, Jose Mourinho, has claimed unless he’s allowed to sign all the players he wants, United could have a “very difficult season”. He is quoted as saying: "My CEO knows what I want. I k...
Read full storyWomen's Football Commentary Comes Under Fire
A survey amongst 3,000 football supporters of both sexes and all ages, to ascertain their opinions on female commentators of football matches, has concluded that the ladies should probably get back in their kitchens. Recent controversies involving...
Read full storySeven Year Old Wrongly Accused In Game Of Cops & Robbers
Controversy embroiled Franklin Baxter Elementary today when seven-year-old, Lewis Blackman, was wrongly accused in a friendly game of Cops & Robbers during lunch recess. The young boy, who was participating in an adjacent game of Rock, Paper, Sci...
Read full storyFat Bastard Also Had Halitosis
An obese woman who must have weighed around 400lbs also had breath so foul-smelling that many people talking to her would insist upon her observing a buffer, or 'exclusion zone' for their own protection. Angelina Jung, around 38, was a supervisor...
Read full storyV-Beer takes off, warehouses bursting and a month’s delay on orders
The latest in 'tempting the taste buds' from the brewery department is now taking the country by storm--plus sweeping out across the globe. Take a look at the label of the next bottle of brew you purchase, with the comely maidens all over the labe...
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