The latest in 'tempting the taste buds' from the brewery department is now taking the country by storm--plus sweeping out across the globe.
Take a look at the label of the next bottle of brew you purchase, with the comely maidens all over the label leering at you.
Experts are now asking what limitations exist in terms of traditional recipes for various brews.
'Should the law allow the possibility of slipping aphrodisiacs into various food products?' has been a question hounding the Justice Department.
This enquiry has come about because V-Beer apparently "has its way with you", according to witnesses.
V-Beer has as its origins the brainchild of a European genius who thought that adding a certain spice via fluids from the female vagina would help his sales.
So now we have Vagina Beer--or V-Beer.
Asked what he thought of this development, former President, Bill Clinton, replied, “Well, I haven’t tried it yet!”
Others were more circumspect. Mr. Trump denied that an eighteen-wheel truckload of V-Beer had been delivered to Trump Tower.
Mr. McCain was overheard suggesting that V-Beer was just what the Congress needed to kick it into waking up instead of its continued somnolence.
As to the actual effect of V-beer, witnesses have responded:
*“It gives like, what can I say, a certain flavor you can pick up on the tongue. As with, you know, you can get the flavor of the ham in a ham sandwich.”
*”I don’t know, man. It makes me horny, yeah okay, but I’m that way normally anyway.”
*”Hey, the stuff of beautiful women. It’s an elixir man, instant hardening - know what I mean?”
Brewmeisters and Brewtistes everywhere are taking the lead from V-Beer into the possibilities for further additions.
Anything that adds power to a product rises above the pedestrian directly toward viral in these happy days of American Commerce.
Further possibilities: Penis-Beer or P-Beer (and yes, that does suggest another possibility) is certainly viable here.
Further into--no, we will not go there. Some channels, at least at this time, are off-limits for further venturing.
However, according to experts from the Brewing Industry, a more wholesome application, via the science of breath collection, markets the essence of Her Sweet Breath perfume.
The label features an innocent, fresh girl, a high school type sweetheart, with large white domes in her upper chest region, and angelic (not sluttish) smile.