Physicists Replace String Theory With Fidget Spinner Theory

Funny story written by ScottTalbotEvans

Monday, 6 August 2018

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Claiming that String Theory, the theory that the universe is composed of tiny strings which behave like both waves and particles, makes too much sense, and is too intuitive, and must therefore be false, physicists at a big impressive conference met and decided to pick a new crazy idea to see how nuts they could get before anyone noticed.

Basing their new findings on the employment of such complicated mathematics that no one can possibly understand or question what they're doing, the panel concluded that String Theory is total BS.

They then revealed that, this whole time, the universe has actually been composed of tiny fidget spinners, which behave both like frisbees and snow cones.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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