BBC's Great British Menu in Hot Water Over Controversial NHS Menu
One of the BBC's longest running and much loved cookery shows 'Great British Menu' - has been plunged like a pus-covered scalpel - into hot water. The theme of this year's competition, Seventy Years of the NHS has challenged twenty four of the UK's...
Read full storyFBI detains Trump family pet poodle; canine said to be cooperating with investigators
Washington, DC In another sign that the Mueller team charges with investigating Russian Collusion is closing in in the President himself, the French Poodle “Fifi”, a gift from the President to his wife Melania, has been detained by FBI special age...
Read full storyWFFC reviews collusion blues and tap dance show with Skripal Chorale for the 2018 midterms
WFFC (World Federation of Fed Up Citizens) reps have come forward to evaluate the current roadshow out of Washington: “The Collusion Blues Festival.” This performance has been touring the globe on the theme Trump is controlled by Vladimir Putin, w...
Read full storyGeoffroy is the number one name for boys - and girls - in the UK
The most popular list of boys and girls names for children born in the UK has been revealed, and it is no surprise that Geoffroy takes first place for boys yet again. What is surprising is that it now tops the girls' list as well. The top ten boys...
Read full storyNo More Monkeying Around!
Congressman Ron DeSantis, now the GOP candidate in Florida's upcoming gubernatorial election, has drawn major country-wide consternation for using the word “monkey” when discussing the idea of voting for his new opponent, Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gil...
Read full storyGoogle Agrees To Adjust Algorithm To Find Positive Trump Stories
Google today agreed to adjust their Algorithm for their search engine to search for positive Trump stories. White house officials have been invited to observe this change and the technical aspects were explained to them, so they could understand.
Read full storyTrump Gives Commencement Address
To the graduating class of 2019, congratulations on having me as your commencement speaker. That fact alone makes you the greatest of all graduating classes in the history of the world. Now I want to tell you a few things that will ensure your success after you leave here. It’s okay to be ignorant and uninformed. I am the perfect example of that. I don’t bother to learn the facts about...
Read full storyVisit to Hell "just rescheduled", Sanders says
Washington, D.C. August 29, 2018. White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders played down reports that President Trump’s visit to Hell had been cancelled. “It’s just been rescheduled,” Sanders said, and played down reports that Satan was re...
Read full storyDouble Trouble
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. That was several years ago. They haven’t been seen since. Okay, okay, strictly speaking, the twins didn’t go to “fetch a pail of water.” It didn’t happen exactly like the nursery rhyme. But they DID go up a hill and were never seen coming down. That’s a definite. And water played a big, big part in the story of the two missing seventh...
Read full storyEducation Professors Get Into Massive Fight
Dickmouth University. Violence erupted during a department meeting on the 4th floor of Krapper Hall last Wednesday when two Education Professors got into a massive fight over certain proposed curriculum changes for the current 2018-2019 school year.
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