Geoffroy is the number one name for boys - and girls - in the UK

Thursday, 30 August 2018

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The most popular list of boys and girls names for children born in the UK has been revealed, and it is no surprise that Geoffroy takes first place for boys yet again. What is surprising is that it now tops the girls' list as well.

The top ten boys names in the UK in the last year are:
1. Geoffroy
2. Poseidon
3. Vladimir
4. Timard
5. Corbyn
6. Trump
7. Buddha
8. Kyrzygstan
9. Olives
10. McDonalds

And for girls, the list looks somewhat similar:
1. Geoffroy
2. Booberella
3. Lady
4. Thing
5. Vampira
6. Burger King
7. Trump
8. Kate
9. Somalia
10. Veneria

The top ten names for abortions was not available this year.

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