WFFC reviews collusion blues and tap dance show with Skripal Chorale for the 2018 midterms

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Thursday, 30 August 2018

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"Collusion Blues Festival" program cover

WFFC (World Federation of Fed Up Citizens) reps have come forward to evaluate the current roadshow out of Washington: “The Collusion Blues Festival.”

This performance has been touring the globe on the theme Trump is controlled by Vladimir Putin, who stole the 2016 election.

Prolonged emphasis from the full company at beginning and end intones that it was not Hillary’s fault.—

Hillary is innocent, always so
Annul Trump and replace him
Give Hillary the show . . .

Various discredited FBI agents in teamwork then tap dance the Trump and Putin meme with Trump as puppet to sinister Vlad.

Mr. Brennan, former Director of the CIA, emerges from the rear of the stage with impressive baritone on Mr. Trump’s performance in speaking with Putin at Helsinki:

Did he not oh he did he said that we oh we
Were not competent to carry out this investigation . . .

Aligning himself against his own intelligence operators
My God what more do we need treason treason I say
Oh the country doth bleed . . .

Meanwhile, the Mueller Investigation, based on the Steele Dossier, which has not been verified, and which was manufactured at the request of Ms. Clinton, has moved on from its absence of evidence on the collusion accusation—to evidence of corruption.

Trump associates Mr. Manafort and Mr. Cohen have been found guilty in violations involving bank fraud and tax evasion.

WFFC notes there is a breathless moment at this point in the performance, with Mr. Cohen coming within a hair’s width of implicating Mr. Trump—and again suggesting the collusion theme.

But at this point Mr. Cohen’s lawyer, Mr. Davis, emerges from the rear of the stage to add in soprano that no, no, he was not sure Mr. Cohen knew that Mr. Trump knew of his son’s meeting at Trump Tower for dirt on Hillary.

Mr. Davis with furrowed brow and hands in an attitude of prayer is escorted by several angels as he offers apology for not being sure, but acting as though he was.

Oh me oh me I must say without end
I have misled that paragon of reliability CNN

The show now shifts to chorale featuring a duet with Nikki Haley and Theresa May sweetly intoning Mr. Putin orchestrated the Skripal attack last spring.

The entire cast at this point, with soaring, triumphant orchestral accompaniment, borrows from Mr. Rumsfeld’s famous commentary:

The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
the absence of proof does not mean there is no proof
and truth is not truth when it comes from Giuliani
but from us what is more reliable as shown by our history . . .

WFFC reps rated the show at a 2 on a 5 point scale, with “some nice movements” in ballet style by Mr. Davis and Mr. Brennan particularly, and orchestral accompaniment “quite good.”

Re impact on midterms: “Zero. We may be stupid but not THAT stupid.”

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