Visit to Hell "just rescheduled", Sanders says

Funny story written by Philip J. Moss

Thursday, 30 August 2018

Washington, D.C. August 29, 2018. White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders played down reports that President Trump’s visit to Hell had been cancelled.

“It’s just been rescheduled,” Sanders said, and played down reports that Satan was refusing to meet with the President.

“You can’t believe everything that comes out of that place," Sanders said. "Everyone knows that it’s populated by liberal elites.”

In an exclusive interview with Satan, Rolling Stone quoted the fallen angel as saying that he "couldn't stand the arrogant little pr***k with the dyed comb-over," and that he would not meet with Trump under any circumstances, “not even if Hell freezes over.”

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