Cheney Says He's Just Amoral, Not Immoral

Funny story: Cheney Says He's Just Amoral, Not Immoral

Former Vice-President Dick Cheney, who convinced George W. Bush to engage in the U.S. invasion of Iraq, today defended himself on "Meet The Press." "Sure a million or so of people were killed and we lost about $3 Trillion but we won the battle for...

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Comedian Martin Short performs in East Hampton for last time

Funny story: Comedian Martin Short performs in East Hampton for last time

Long Island - Incredibly famous comedian Martin Short performed in East Hampton this weekend where his debut show was voted best local diversion since Hurricane Sandy. A celeb-studded Guild Hall audience included terribly well known hedge fund ma...

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NSA Data Might Be Used To Jail Pot Users, Catch Tax Cheats

Funny story: NSA Data Might Be Used To Jail Pot Users, Catch Tax Cheats

Thousands of NSA files on U.S. citizens who were incidental Internet surveillance intercepts have been retained, recorded and classified the Times has found. They tell stories of fornication, love and heartbreak, illicit sexual liaisons, mental-heal...

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Hillary Clinton Takes Break to Write Book on How Not to Promote a New Book

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Takes Break to Write Book on How Not to Promote a New Book

New York - Former first lady Hillary Clinton has decided to take a break from her current book tour to listen to her latest muse - her own current book tour. "I looked in the mirror the other day, and I realized that my disastrous book tou...

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We'll Never See Yesterday Again Announce Scientists

Funny story: We'll Never See Yesterday Again Announce Scientists

Science Town, OZ Many people who state they wish they could return to yesterday or yesteryear were severely disappointed today when the results of the latest scientific studies were announced. "After much research, we have arrived at the conclusio...

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Bang! And Your Taxes Are Gone!

Funny story: Bang! And Your Taxes Are Gone!

The Conservative party have sanctioned the creation of bank notes that safely and silently self-destruct when they are invested into banks or Network Rail but cause more destruction than a starved hyena in a baby ward when invested into Job Seekers A...

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New Study Shows Blood of Newborn Babies Is Harmful to Health and the Environment

Funny story: New Study Shows Blood of Newborn Babies Is Harmful to Health and the Environment

Breaking research from the public interest group Consumers Committee for Responsible Consumption (CCRC) shows that the blood of newborn babies, long-touted for its high iron content and other supposed health benefits, is actually detrimental not only...

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Women Get Advice On Fox On How To Succeed

Funny story: Women Get Advice On Fox On How To Succeed

A Fox & Friends segment on Monday warned women looking to succeed in business "not to raise their voices" and not to talk too much. Fox News host Steve Doocy introduced Sylvia Ann Hewlett, author of "Executive Presence." She suggested that w...

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Michelle Obama Vows to Defend Her School Lunch Program "Til the Bitter End"

Funny story: Michelle Obama Vows to Defend Her School Lunch Program "Til the Bitter End"

Minneapolis - While it's not exactly a "Remember the Alamo!" battle cry, First Lady Michelle Obama is screeching that she will defend her signature school lunch program 'til the bitter end.' Ironically, this is how a majority of Americans view...

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Tween Phenom the Next Tiger Woods of Competitive Eating?

Funny story: Tween Phenom the Next Tiger Woods of Competitive Eating?

SPARTA, KY--Kyle Gustibus may not be a household name at this point, but if the young athlete keeps working out with his Munchables and WarmPockets, he may be the next Tiger Woods of competitive eating. The residents of Sparta, Kentucky have been...

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Joran van der Sloot Marries Next Victim in Prison

Funny story: Joran van der Sloot Marries Next Victim in Prison

Lima, Peru - In what promises to be a future Disney love-story movie, murderer and all around bad guy Joran van der Sloot married a psychotic chick this week in prison, where he met and impregnated the brainless female. Van der Sloot, who gained n...

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Scary Convicted Celebrity Haunted House Opens in Waxwork Museum

Funny story: Scary Convicted Celebrity Haunted House Opens in Waxwork Museum

An extremely bad taste haunted walk attraction has opened in Madame Tossard's Chamber of Horrors in London. Having to compete with The London Dungeon and various other scary museums, Mme Tossard's has sexed up its act. Mme Tossard, the C.E.O. tol...

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Office worker wishes he was sat on "way cooler table" behind him

Funny story: Office worker wishes he was sat on "way cooler table" behind him

Office worker Richard Manganiello reported to sources close to him last Friday of his wish to be sat with the people on the table behind him at his job. Claiming that it was a "way cooler table" than where he currently was placed. Manganiello w...

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Middle Class Tattoo Booths To Open in Department Stores

Funny story: Middle Class Tattoo Booths To Open in Department Stores

Shares in Edinburgh Tattoo, the high class tattoo studio chain, received a boost at close of trading last night after it was rumoured that it had contacted Balmoral Body Art, the place where Prince Andrew was rumoured to have had his famous "Mother"...

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"Flush Phobia!"

Funny story: "Flush Phobia!"

A man has been committed to a psychiatric ward after being diagnosed with a rare and very serious mental condition: 'Terrifying Flying Toilet Seat Syndrome.' "Victims of terrifying flying toilet seat syndrome have psychoactive events that are link...

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A Brief Guide To The 1970s Mk 1 Stylophone

Funny story: A Brief Guide To The 1970s Mk 1 Stylophone

The Stylophone was a small stylus-operated keyboard, sold mostly as an annoying children's toy. Invented in 1967, it entered production in 1968. It consisted of a tiny metal keyboard played by touching it with a live stylus - each note being connected to a voltage-controlled noise via a resistor - closing a circuit. The only other controls were a power switch and a vibrato control on the fron...

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The PM's Problem

Funny story: The PM's Problem

David Cameron, we are informed by a sauce close to his table, finds himself with a difficult problem. Having announced, following the imprisonment of his former aide Andy Coulson, that 'NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW' he finds himself with the fact that...

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Game Of Thrones Producer Determined To Feature Every British Actor With A Pulse Sooner Or Later

Funny story: Game Of Thrones Producer Determined To Feature Every British Actor With A Pulse Sooner Or Later

Game of Thrones producers have announced that they are close to accomplishing what no other TV show has done before; cast, in some form or another - every actor born in the UK. Already having featured every British thespian born in Scotland, North...

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Monster Mansion Opens Evil Celebrity Wing

Funny story: Monster Mansion Opens Evil Celebrity Wing

Wakefield Prison in Yorkshire dubbed Monster Mansion because of the particularly evil serial killers and brutal murderers held inside its grounds is building a special Celebrity Beast wing to hold the influx of once liked but now hated famous people...

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