Written by D P Whitehead

Monday, 7 July 2014

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The Land That Gave The World The Word "Twat"

Game of Thrones producers have announced that they are close to accomplishing what no other TV show has done before; cast, in some form or another - every actor born in the UK.

Already having featured every British thespian born in Scotland, Northern England and Ireland (both North and South), after scouring crappy soap operas for actors - they are now to add a few new names to the never ending list of foul mouthed stars who words such as 'fuck' and 'cunt' - swear words in the US but terms of endearment in Britain.

Ricky Gervais is set to join the cast in Season Five as King of The Pig Men, a tribe of men - who look like pigs; Michael Caine will appear briefly as Ser Cockney; and James Bond actors Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Peirce Brosnan, Timothy Dalton and Daniel Craig are rumored to be cast as the Five Lesbians of Louthshire - a bold move which see all the 007's dressed as women, wearing wigs and opening their own pleasure house in Kings Landing.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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