A man has been committed to a psychiatric ward after being diagnosed with a rare and very serious mental condition: 'Terrifying Flying Toilet Seat Syndrome.'
"Victims of terrifying flying toilet seat syndrome have psychoactive events that are linked back to being traumatized on a toilet seat aboard an air-plane."
Dr. Jerome, toilet psychology expert.
Albert Hamilton was sitting outside watching an aeroplane when something reminded him of a toilet. Which meant a break down and a bad one at that!
"It came out of nowhere. A terrifying flying toilet seat with a loud flushing sound that wouldn't stop. I promptly fainted!"
Albert Hamilton admits he used to believe that a monster with pincer claws was going to come out of the toilet and get him. Albert's ex-wife spoke to us about her experience living with him.
"I never loved my husband and now I have crabs."
