Comedian Martin Short performs in East Hampton for last time

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Monday, 7 July 2014

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Long Island - Incredibly famous comedian Martin Short performed in East Hampton this weekend where his debut show was voted best local diversion since Hurricane Sandy.

A celeb-studded Guild Hall audience included terribly well known hedge fund manager Marvin Grubbelheimer and his reality TV actress ho - uh, squeeze! - Bozena Gonzales-Garcia. (WTD they? - 'Ed')

Montauk-based Russian methane gas peddler Dim Eatery Poopkin was also present along with a dozen hefty security guys from Bloodyvostock over for the July 4 holiday,

For two whole hours Short regaled fans with his dead whale/Sarah Jessica Parker joke and Martha Stewart impersonations in the annual fun raiser for disadvantaged Hamptons cougars struggling with new speed dating rules in the upcoming rutting season.

Next weekend Short will be headlining a glittering all-star gala on board Larry Ellison's ocean-going yacht Pandora as she circles meaninglessly around Sagaponack during the fool moon.

Catch his sell-out one man August show in downtown Amagansett from twenty dollars a ticket.

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