Office worker wishes he was sat on "way cooler table" behind him

Funny story written by Patrick Parkinson

Monday, 7 July 2014

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Office worker Richard Manganiello reported to sources close to him last Friday of his wish to be sat with the people on the table behind him at his job.

Claiming that it was a "way cooler table" than where he currently was placed. Manganiello works for an insurance company in Preston but has stressed his desire to move to the other table to friends recently during a meeting in the pub.

"The guys who sit on that table behind seem to have much cooler conversations - they talk about the football, films and I often have to stop myself from turning around from joining in. A lot of the time it looks like I'm some sort of creepy eavesdropper" said Manganiello.

However, he was less complimentary about his current table who he claimed were a bunch of "middle-aged women who only talked about their kids and the latest episode of Mrs Browns Boys"

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