Tough Guy Orlando Bloom Scares The Shit Out Of Tinsel Town
Born on the mean streets of Canterbury, British tough guy - actor Orlando Bloom - knows a thing or two about violence. Raised by a pair of hippies, Bloom was well known for his fighting skills - he was after all the leader of the Canterbury Cunts -...
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Al Qaeda supergrass asks $20m for Oklahoma bomber 'sleeping partner' vid
Washington DC - A top flight snitch claims to have video footage of a 'second bomber' in a parked truck with Timothy McVeigh outside the Oklahoma City federal building just before the 1995 blast. And for $20m he'll release the surveillance tape th...
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The Three Abrahamic Religions to Battle It Out in a Cage Fight
JERUSALEM--Settling, once and for all, the Old Testament challenge, "Whose God is greater, mine or thine?" the three Abrahamic religions--Judaism, Christianity, and Islam--will meet in a cage fight in Jerusalem next week. Three champions have been c...
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Netanyahu given 29 standing ovations by Congress at "It's Not Our Fault" ceremonies
Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel has delivered a special address to the US Congress yesterday, along the theme of "Carnage in the Gaza Strip is regrettable, but not our fault." He was then recipient of the "It's Not Our Fault" award. A second...
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Obama Announces Plan to Take Two-and-a-Half Year Vacation
Washington D.C. - President Obama today revealed he has decided to embark on a two-and-a-half year long vacation, and return to his job one day before his second term expires - just to tie up any loose ends before leaving office. The annou...
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Scientists uncover the source of colour
Theoretical physicists have long since understood that the universe is comprised of electrons, neutrons and protons, but have been scratching their head for decades as to what makes different things different colours. After decades of searching, they...
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Bored man reveals fear of running out of things to read on the internet by early 2015
Internet-obsessive Steven Diceham revealed his fears today that he might run out of things to read on the internet by as early as January 2015. "with the recent purchase of my new internet phone and unlimited wireless at home - I have been reading a...
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