Monster Mansion Opens Evil Celebrity Wing

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Monday, 7 July 2014


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Strange British Celebrity Monsters

Wakefield Prison in Yorkshire dubbed Monster Mansion because of the particularly evil serial killers and brutal murderers held inside its grounds is building a special Celebrity Beast wing to hold the influx of once liked but now hated famous people.

The Nonces who have ruined people's lives by rapes, sexual assaults or generally obnoxious behaviour are hated by normal murderers and villains.

The new wing will be built along the lines of the U.S. top security, privately run paedophile units and will house the particularly nasty Jekyll and Hyde characters currently streaming through British courts.

The strange phenomenon where seemingly harmless celebrities turn out to have been nasty life ruining sex pests seems mostly confined to the U.K.

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