Protesters Protest Being Told They're In The Wrong Ferguson
Ferguson Township, PA - A group of protesters protesting the grand jury decision in the Michael Brown case in Ferguson, MO were outraged yesterday and started protesting about how the police chief of Ferguson Township in Pennsylvania told the protest...
Read full storyMadonna Posing Topless As Aging Male Fans Hope They're Still Erection-Capable
At 56, Madonna has posed topless for a magazine photo shoot, hoping to prove that the same 16-year-old boys first experiencing the wonders of manhood by masturbating to her nude photos 30 years ago, will still do as lonely, broken, well-moisturized m...
Read full storyBwahaha! Falling oil prices send Russian oligarchs cap-in-hand to Wonga
Hole in the Wall Street, Moscow - Usury is thriving once again in Moscow's financial district with payday lenders shamelessly jacking up their base rates as a surge of cash-strapped oligarchs comes a-begging following a plunge on the global price of...
Read full storySpooky Oscar Pistorius weekend offer goes on sale
How would you like to spend a weekend in a spooky one bedroom apartment in South Africa? Not for the faint-hearted, this once in a lifetime experience will see you land at Johannesburg, where you will be collected by taxi, driven through the slums...
Read full storyKim Jong-un brushes go on sale in run-up to Christmas
North Korea has entered the foreign exports market with a new product set to beat all economic sanctions. The Kim Jong-un brush looks just like the supreme leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, complete with a chubby handle, an unbelie...
Read full storyProf. Hawking Predicts End of Mankind.
There has been a tidal wave of reaction from around the world to renowned physicist Prof. Stephen Hawking's statement that "the development of full artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race." Here are some of the responses: President Barack Obama: "I am surprised at Prof. Hawkings; the statement is most illogical." US Politico Sarah Palin: "They will have to learn to...
Read full storyHow Obama's Identical Twin Took Over White House
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a bloodless coup, Omar Obama became the unchallenged leader of the free world. Fooling everyone, including the Secret Service, the president's wife and children; even Joe Biden, Omar walked into the Oval Office, kicked his twi...
Read full storyGiuliani Hopes Blathering Sideshow Racist Gig Leads To White House
Former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani hopes his newfound gig as a blathering far-right sideshow racist will again bring him the same popularity he experienced in the wake of 9/11, but frittered away as he encouraged our country to stay unified in...
Read full storyWashington Fury over "Freedom" Speech.
Washington: Fury erupted yesterday in the House of Representatives as Wisconscin's Paddy O'Shea addressed 435 members concerning a bill he had proposed that never made it past the first hurdle. This is what he said: "First of all, the blessed...
Read full storyMajor Stores Reach Agreement On Cathedral And Church Use
Several well known stores with high profile T.V. Christmas advertisements have reached agreement with bishops in the U.K. to utilise the huge amounts of prime City Centre Cathedral and Church interior and exterior space. Worshippers will be able to...
Read full storyChancellor Hails Balham as a Model for His New Style Economy
During an unannounced flying visit today, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, accompanied by the alcohol sodden Downing Street press corps, praised the advances made by Balham's local economy. Venturing out of the bounds of his Westmi...
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