Protesters Protest Being Told They're In The Wrong Ferguson

Funny story written by Catchthisdrift

Tuesday, 2 December 2014

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Chief Brown pointing out where protesters can get free cocoa

Ferguson Township, PA - A group of protesters protesting the grand jury decision in the Michael Brown case in Ferguson, MO were outraged yesterday and started protesting about how the police chief of Ferguson Township in Pennsylvania told the protesters they were in the wrong Ferguson. Police Chief Mike Brown addressed the raucous group outside The Blue Plate Diner in Ferguson Township.

Upon being told that the grand jury decision took place in Ferguson, MO, more than 700 miles from Ferguson Township, the group of protesters immediately started protesting the way Chief Brown worded his announcement. Said protester Sylvia VanDross, "I think he could have been nicer about it. I mean, how were we supposed to know there is more than one Ferguson?"

Despite the protesters protests about how he talked to the protesters, Chief Brown had the staff of The Blue Plate Diner distribute hot cocoa to the protesters, paid for by the Ferguson Township police department. Chief Brown also sent one of his officers to the Ferguson Township Subway restaurant to pick up 37 sandwiches the department ordered for the protesters who, because of their protesting, hadn't had time to eat lunch.

Two smaller groups of protesters that had broken away from the main group started brawling over a disagreement on whether the cocoa was too hot or too cool. A third group, who thought the cocoa was just right, began protesting the brawl.

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