Spooky Oscar Pistorius weekend offer goes on sale

Funny story written by Anne of Cleavage

Tuesday, 2 December 2014

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"DUCK!!!!"

How would you like to spend a weekend in a spooky one bedroom apartment in South Africa?

Not for the faint-hearted, this once in a lifetime experience will see you land at Johannesburg, where you will be collected by taxi, driven through the slums of that city, where you will be robbed and tossed out of the moving vehicle, arrested by the police and let out on bail on condition that you stay in the exclusive Oscar Pistorius apartment.

The apartment will seem normal to begin with, but every time you use the bathroom, you will need to duck to avoid being shot through the door by an evil spirit. If you survive, you will be required to spend the next two weeks being cross-examined in court and then told by the female judge that you have to remain in the country for another three months while she thinks up reasons to acquit the defendant.

The company marketing the weekend has denied that it is seeking to make money from other people's grief or that the adventure experience is in bad taste.

The prosecution is appealing.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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