BILLINGSGATE POST: In a bloodless coup, Omar Obama became the unchallenged leader of the free world. Fooling everyone, including the Secret Service, the president's wife and children; even Joe Biden, Omar walked into the Oval Office, kicked his twin brother in the nuts, and proclaimed himself President of the United States.
In his first declaration to the the American public, President Omar described the odyssey which took him from a ramshackle shack in the heartless ghetto of Nairobi, Kenya, where he and his brother were born, to the luxurious digs of the best address in Washington.
Explaining that because they were virtually impossible to distinguish, Barack was able to use him to lie to the public, then deny that he actually said what he was recorded as saying. First used to tell the American public that, "they could keep their doctor...period," and then repeatedly telling Americans that he didn't have the power to proclaim amnesty, Omar surreptitiously became the spokesperson for the Obama Administration.
Tiring of being the running dog for his brother, Omar admitted to occasionally sleeping with Michelle and tucking the kids into their beds in the evening without raising any eyebrows. Excepting Valerie Jarrett, he was never questioned about anything. Not knowing that brother Barack would customarily greet his powerful advisor with a soft head-butt every morning, Valerie once asked Omar why he didn't do so.
Asked where Barack was now that he ran the government, Omar said that he allowed Barack to keep his speaking engagements and do his fund raisers. "Since he f..ked everything up, I try to limit the damage he can do."
Adding, "This is good for me and good for America. The Justice Department and legal scholars from Harvard all agree that I can run for president in 2016 since this is only my first term."
GOOD NIGHT AMERICA from Drs.(13) Billingsgate