Chelsea Manning to run for President
WASHINGTON, DC - U.S. Army soldier Chelsea Manning is seeking the office of President Of The United States according to the Federal Election Committee (FEC). Manning's lawyer, Gaylord E. Whadd, said that Chelsea has raised the required $5000 neces...
Read full storyReport: Former NYC Mayor LaGuardia Snail-Mailed Pictures Of His Dick To Aide
According to a report from barely-a-news-source The New York Post, legendary NYC mayor Fiorello LaGuardia spent some of his workday taking Brownie-camera shots of his junk, and parcel-posted same to aides for whom he felt amorous. "I guess (mayora...
Read full storySenator John McCain volunteers to lead ground assault on Syria!
Senator John McCain appeared today on the grounds of the nation's Capital dressed in full combat gear from the Colonial War era and mounted on a white stallion. He was accompanied by a small group of members of the Tea Party also dressed in uniforms...
Read full storySmart phone patent fight hots up
The huge patent battle currently being fought between Happle and Samsing reached a dramatic peak as the judge sought in favour of Happle owning rectangles, squares and trapezoids but not wiggly lines or wigwams. Not to be outdone, Samsing immedia...
Read full storyArchitect behind 'solar death ray' hotels and skyscrapers scarpers ahead of lawsuit
Las Vegas - The man who designed Las Vegas' Vdara Hotel and other solar death ray-emitting skyscrapers has vanished into thin air just as officials prepare to subpoena him on serious global warming charges. Uruguayan architect Rafael Vinoly, des...
Read full storyAriel Castro, Found Dead in His Cell, to Serve Out His Life Sentence
Ariel Castro apparently committed suicide on Tuesday by hanging himself. Castro, who was sentenced to one life sentence plus 1,000 years, was convicted in August for the kidnapping, raping, and repeated beating, among 900 plus other counts, of t...
Read full storyBoris 'The Blade' Johnson - London Bridge Station to be Re-branded
In a meeting today at City Hall, London Mayor Boris 'The Blade' Johnson unveiled his new and ambitious plan for Londoners all over the world, especially ex-pat cockney's living in Spain who are on the run from the short arm of the law. Boris, famo...
Read full storyLazy Newspaper Editors using The Spoof Stories, No One Notices
Several newspapers have been caught using articles from The Spoof writers to fill their paper. The articles include ridiculous quotes and crazy behavior. Sadly, the articles match reality so well that only writers from The Spoof actually noticed.
Read full storySenator John McCain Says The Solution To The Syrian Situation Is Easy - Just Make Syria Our 51st State
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator John McCain [R-Arizona] has been accused of many things, but not being opinionated is definitely not one of them. The man who ran for president in 2008, and lost due to his running mate Sarah "Snowballs" Palin being a lo...
Read full storyMadonna Denies That Her Career Is Sinking
CUCAMONGA - Madonna recently performed at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga. The concert promoter took one heck of a beating as the 8,000 seat arena saw a total of 113 concert goers in attendance. Concert promoter Dwight "El Dinero" Dininski...
Read full storyDennis Rodman Is Back In North Korea
NEW YORK CITY - Dennis Rodman has reportedly landed in Pyongyang, North Korea where he will be the personal guest of his close friend North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy has reported that Mr. Rodman r...
Read full storyJ.Lo. May Go Solo
NEW YORK CITY - Reports filtering out of the Big Apple are that local girl Jennifer Lopez is still highly upset with her boy toy Caspar Smart for jumping the gun and revealing to the entertainment media that she was going to be returning to American...
Read full storyRihanna Advises Khloe Kardashian To Dump Lamar Odom
SHERMAN OAKS, California - Rihanna flew out to the Left Coast to attend a party that Charlie Sheen threw for Lindsay Lohan at his Casa Jose Cuervo mansion. While the Barbadian beauty was there she got a chance to speak to Khloe Kardashian about he...
Read full storyBoston Mayor Takes A Cheap Shot At Detroit
BOSTON - The mayor of Boston Thomas "Mumbles" Menino has just taken what has got to be one of the cheapest shots in the history of cheap shots. Mayor Menino speaking to a group of nuns in the parking lot of a local Silly Sardine Seafood Diner was...
Read full storyKatie "The Cougar" Couric Finally Lands Her Boy Toy
NEW YORK CITY - Katie Couric, 56, recently talked with Ellen DeGeneres and wondered if she would ever become a wife again. Well her wonderment is over as her boyfriend of 2 years, 4 months, and 13 days, Johnny "Johnny Boy" Molner popped the questi...
Read full storyBarack Obama And Bashar Assad Separated At Birth: Check Out Their Ears
BILLINGSGATE POST: World famous physiognomist, Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, today announced to the world that he has found proof that Barack Obama and Syrian President Bashar Assad are brothers who were separated at birth. Billingsgate, who has pract...
Read full storyWolves Invade City of Moline Terrified Citizens Say City Administrators Are Slow to Protect City
In the Illinois city of Moline, "The Friendly City on the Banks of the Mississippi River", a ravaged deer carcass was found in the 4400 block of 34th Avenue . Maverick wild game trapper Bob Qwent is certain it's a wolf attack. "Only wolves kill like...
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