Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 4 September 2013

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John McCain insists to this day that he lost the 2008 presidential election because of Sarah "Snowflake" Palin.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator John McCain [R-Arizona] has been accused of many things, but not being opinionated is definitely not one of them.

The man who ran for president in 2008, and lost due to his running mate Sarah "Snowballs" Palin being a loose cannon in camouflage underwear, stated on the Senate floor that everyone is so worried about Syria.

He said that he read in Rolling Stone Magazine that Syria is about the size of Rhode Island.

McCain has gone on record as saying that there is an easy solution to the Syrian situation. He grinned and said that all President Obama has to do is to make Syria the 51st state and voilĂ , the problem is fixed.

The senator from Arizona who just turned 77 on August 29, then stated that in lieu of doing that, the U.S. could pay the Oakland Police Department to invade Syria and they could easily defeat the Syrian military in roughly an hour and 65 minutes.

When told that he meant to say 2 hours and 5 minutes, McCain shook his head, pointed his right index finger, and replied, "No dammit! And don't ya go putting words in my mouth I know what I said and I clearly said an hour and 85 minutes."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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