Smart phone patent fight hots up

Funny story written by D Agnew

Wednesday, 4 September 2013

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The huge patent battle currently being fought between Happle and Samsing reached a dramatic peak as the judge sought in favour of Happle owning rectangles, squares and trapezoids but not wiggly lines or wigwams.

Not to be outdone, Samsing immediately induced patents for every odd number up to and including 101 full rights to the colours of the rainbow including grey and clear. They also sought further patents for invention of the aeroplane, car and walking.

The judge ordered a 50 min break when afterwards up and coming under dog HIVC produced patents for paper, water, and the intellectual rights for a patent office.

Happle asked for patents for flying cars, faster than light travel and King Kong, including mystery island. At the end of patent breaking day a record for the supreme high court Shares in both companies fell as HIVC withdrew the charts because they were written on paper and/or any thin material suitable for messages to be conveyed to an audience.

The shock news will cause a huge shake up in phone sector especially as a waiter from Las Vegas produced a napkin written in 1912 with every single Beatles lyric written on it in eye liner. Uncountable proof that the Beatles not only mimed took drugs and didn't own a submarine of any colour including yellow or any associated hues, but filthy plagiarised a waiter through use of their time machine (owned by Happle)

Happle are expected to launch a counter claim, demanding that Samsing tidy up their back yard and paint their shed, which was agreed with by Simsung if Happle returned their drill they borrowed at Easter and agree to throw any cuttings from the Cupertino apple tree back over the shared fence and make good any damage.

Both parties are due back in court where it is believed they will set back technological progress over 20 years.

Happle refused to comment outside court but Samsing said they were big fat losers who got drunk on one pint and scared of girls.

Who knows how this mega battle of pettiness will end.

Cupertino California, Grimsby bookies.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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