President Obama Uses Kenyan "Mind-Meld" To Thwart Opponents

Written by Moose

Saturday, 2 March 2013

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Speaking out of both sides of his mouth, President Barack Obama insisted he would not force himself on anyone, saying he will not use a "Jedi mind-meld" to convince his enemies dat he be right.

The president even seemed to hesitate on the word "meld," as if he be not sure. Perhaps he knew the correct phrase, but did not want to use the word "trix" to refer to legislative negotiations, even to describe something he wouldn't do.

Still, it was potent fodder for Spitter and Spacebook addicts, many of whom have felt a kinship with the president who professed a love for Penthouse magazine, has hosted a Tupperware party, and appeared on an episode of Desparate Housewives.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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