JUPITER, Florida - In a move that caught each one of Tiger Wood's ex-Golf Gate gals by surprise, the word on the streets of Jupiter is that Tiger and ex-wife Elin will soon be hearing wedding bells.
Tiger, 37, spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and told him that he has been begging and begging Elin to give him another chance and take him back.
He reportedly told her that he has finally realized that he has to leave his cheating ways behind him if he is ever going to improve his golf game and have any chance at all of ever even getting to first base with the Swedish beauty.
A very close friend of Nordegren's identified as Tansy Cutlass told the news media that Elin, 33, is still very leery and that deep down inside she trusts Tiger about as far as she can toss Melissa McCarthy or John Goodman.
But Miss Cutlass did say that Elin has told Tiger that she will agree to marry him under the condition that he sign a prenuptial agreement stating that if he ever again strays and goes off with another erotically sexy blonde woman then he will pay her the sum of $317 million.
Piers Morgan is reporting that it appears that Woods will agree to Nordegren's proposal and he will in fact sign the non-cheating clause.
In Other News. Joan Rivers has just announced that contrary to what viewers may have seen on a recent episode of the reality show Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best, she is not a lesbian. She only acted like one because she'd had a bit too much white wine.
